The current state of the union

1/27/2010

Chicago IL, cold as fuck…that’s why tis the season to find a nice companion to play slip and slide with in order to stay warm through the harsh Chicaganian winter (I totally just made that word up). So as cold as it gets, it is a beautiful season to wear a scarf knitted by a loved one, or a sweater that Auntie Bertha gave you this past Hanukah, or whatever supreme being influenced Holiday you celebrate during the winter season.

Parties have been dope this winter, the true and the brave continue to step forward into the night and dance and drink as if we were in a tropical island. However, as we all know, there’s more to life then parties…like staying up all night and killing a 8 ball of coke with a friend and singing country music into the morning dew. No I’m kidding, don’t do that, unless you can afford it. But drugs aside, and on a serious note, It is the start of a new year, and as a personal goal, I hope to live out three Dreams of mine this year. Whether there big or small, I suggest everyone truly contemplate what one of their dreams are, and go out and get it.

There is nothing more exhilarating then living out a dream. If your dream is to light a bag of dog shit in front of an old polish ladies house, then for fucks sake, GO DO THAT SHIT, pun not intended. Just live out at least one dream this year, and when u accomplish that, you’ll realize that more and more dreams can be obtained, and before you know it you’ll be the WWE world heavyweight champion, which im convinced is every child of the 80s/90s one true dream. As long as I don’t have to fight the undertaker I think I can win the belt, cuz that motherfucker is scary.

So in lighter words Chicago, stay warm with your coat you stoile from ur best friend, auntie bertha sweater, cup of coffee laced with vodka, and gucci mane le flaire mix tape. If u don’t like gucci mane le flaire, tell somebody who gives a fuck, no but seriously I mean that in a really nice way. Next episode : HOW TO HAVE AMAZING FUN IF YOU’RE A CITY KID IN A SMALL TOWN: The Madison Wisconsin Story.

-Peace Out Pleazy.

18 Comments

Mydl!

1/31/2010 08:13:49 am

I couldn't agree more Ozzyyyyy!!
PostScript ... I LOVE THE WAY U WRITE!

dan

6/29/2010 06:11:41 am

thanx for putting your shitty stickers all over my building and my company sign you have been reported for grafitti

ASSHOLE!

Lex Pleazy

6/29/2010 06:15:59 am

Dear Dan,

I am a party promoter and supporter of pictureozzy.com's photography, get over it dude, you and ur shitty company. Alot of people put up stickers for ozzy so there is no way to say he did it himself douche bag, go suck an egg.

DAN

6/29/2010 06:22:04 am

big words for a blog i bet your not man enough to come down here and say that to my face

6/29/2010 06:23:52 am

Well i will come down and say it to your face and ill bring the police and a lawyer with me in case u can't handle my snide comments since were calling police on people here and all. You tool.

6/29/2010 06:27:27 am

I have no problem with that please bring the police. I know your not man enough to do it so why bother with the threat

6/29/2010 06:35:13 am

Look dan, maybe we got off on the wrong foot, i admire your passion for your building and buisness, now someone admires ozzy's work so much they unintentionally disrespected you by placing a sticker on your company sign and building. Look u have ur own building and company, Im sure theres a drastically higher amount of pressures and stresses then some kids who like to party, and take pictures of it putting a sticker on your building, however, if you feel the need to create a mountain out a mole hill over a sticker there's not much i can do about it. Ur right i don't have the masculinity to go over there and tell u to ur face as u forementioned, id rather waste my time on the internet or meeting up with friends to share a beer and talk about nothing. Im sorry someone disrespected you to the point where u felt the need to come to this site due to the fact that the sticker got your attention. The guerilla marketing tactics worked, this time in a negative manner. Dear Dan, sorry for not being as much of a man as you are.

6/29/2010 06:41:49 am

If you were a man you would come down here apologize and remove the sticker. i have tried already to remove it but of cource its made to rip and be difficult to remove. i think its rude to deface someone elses property and the right thing to do is say sorry and remove it then we have no bad blood until that happens i will pursue any and all oportunitys to legaly correct this problem.

none

6/29/2010 06:48:10 am

Dan:

Men generally know how to spell. Just sayin'.

6/29/2010 06:52:19 am

this is not a spelling contest, and i assume your not willing to do the right thing?

none2

6/29/2010 08:45:11 am

it's a sticker come on dude, if it was graffiti then it might be a different story, i have had many people tag at events i have held with markers, spray paint, glass etching soluting, and sandpaper, you know what i do, i go and remove it myself if i am able too. i don't think it takes more than one person to take off a sticker. You should know the risks of having parties.

mr. adishun

6/29/2010 12:12:13 pm

go to walgreens and get some goo-gone. sticker will lift right off. problem solved, now lets PARTY!!

ELMS

6/29/2010 12:18:30 pm

HI DAN IM THE MAN WHO SO CALLED DEFACED YOUR SIGN ,WHAT EVER, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WERE YOUR SIGN OR WHAT EVER YOUR BUTT HURT ABOUT IS LOCATED.....HOPEFULLY I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT DEFACING REALLY MEANS ...BUD ....

FACE

6/30/2010 08:26:48 am

I very much enjoyed this whole conversation, I think its great! Elms well done=) and obviously the stickers are making a difference, esp in peoples lives haha Im proud of this! I'm Missing it the most.

Kara

7/1/2010 05:56:52 am

I shouldnt have to clean up after a bunch of irresponsible kids with out a job of a future

elms

7/29/2010 11:09:22 am

my job fucking up your property!!!! for life

9/20/2010 08:31:40 am

you are all a bunch of kids that have no future. This kind of stuff wont get you anywhere in life. "elms",i hope your mother did not give you that name and if she did then god help her, but you my friend, i can tell you are the one that most rebells out of this silly group. you will not damage any more of my property or i will catch you and make you pay for it.

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